...ok, this is all ulalume_42's fault.

[tarnera]

The Livejournal Hell Party! LiveJournal Username How good have you been this year? So good I make Mother Teresa look like the embodiment of all evil.Pretty good. Santa gave me everything I wanted.Eh, I was alright, I guess.A little bad, a little good.I admit, I made a few bad decisions...I was naughty...I am the embodiment of pure evil. I am the darkness lurking in YOUR SOUL. Choose a circle to host your party at. Limbo.The City of Dis.The Malebolge.Cocytus.Umm... Which one is the seventh one, again?Circle K.The dance floor, fool. Which evil villain type do you identify most with? King Bowser.Darth Vader.Sephiroth.Team Rocket.The principal at my school.Magneto.My hat. How do you tolerate high temperatures? I bathe in fire for kicks.Some like it hot. And I am one of them.Eh... I'm alright with them.Nah. I hate getting sweaty.If the weather rises above 32 degrees I melt. Favorite party snack? Chips.Pizza.Tacos.Shrimp.Everything.Alcohol is a snack, right?SOULS. EL QUESO ES EL DIABLO. Spiked the punch. cyberscribbles Is showing off their mad skills on the dance floor. dawncrow Challenged the devil and won a fiddle made of gold for their efforts. allhaildoom Got their arm bit off by Cerberus. Ouch. who_writings Is playin' Texas Hold'Em with some demons. cyberscribbles Plans on recounting this party in a large epic poem. skund Just did a cannon ball into a pit of burning lava. swankivy Amount of money spent on pizza... OF ETERNAL TORMENT. $8,891 This Fun Quiz created by Rob at BlogQuiz.Net

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The Big LiveJournal Fight LiveJournal Username Why is everyone fighting? They're fighting over my hot bod!I don't know, and I don't care.Mind control lasers from space.My horoscope said this was going to happen. How does this make you feel? It makes me feel pretty flattered, actually.Why should it make me feel anything?Paranoid.Depressed. Are you going to try and stop this? Why? If they want to fight over me, what right do I have to interfere?Does it matter?I'll try, but those mind control rays are pretty powerful.Yes, but I won't be able to. Duck! Huh? *gets hit in the head with a flying limb**gets hit by a flying limb* ...AAAH! Alien laser beams! *ducks**gets hit by a flying limb* My horoscope said this was going to happen. Do you know how much time it is going to take to get all this blood out of the carpet? I'll pay for someone to clean it for you if you'll just shut up.... I'll bet you care more about that carpet than you do about me.Um... A really long time?According to your horoscope, it'll take about three hours. Good luck! Do you plan on joining the fray? Why? I'm the one they're fighting over.Why not? Maybe I'll get killed and leave this pitiful existence.*draws a space blaster* Well, I have been wanting to try this baby out...According to my horoscope, this is my lucky week for winning fights! Is the first one killed fannyanns Strikes fear into the hearts of others with their Chainsaw of DOOM! vansrel Keeps spouting corny catchphrases chelanaudrah Is surprisingly lethal with a ficus plant 10_point_5 Manages to decapitate themself on accident allhaildoom Number of innocent bystanders slain by the fighters 66 Amount of propery damage the fight will cause $241,798 Chance that you'll survive the melee 2% This Fun Quiz created by Lynn at BlogQuiz.Net

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What happened in the years during you were at Hogwarts Name Age House GryffindorRavenclawHufflepuffSlytherin Blood-Line MugglebornHalf-BloodPure-Blood In Year 1 you: You found out that your parents weren't killed in a car-crash after all. Year 2: You got into the Quidditch team as a Beater. Year 3: You went all the way with a Weasley. Year 4: You were made Member of the Month of S.P.E.W. Year 5: You didn't study for the exams, but you passed anyway. Year 6: You got kicked out of your Quidditch Team for hitting on the other Quidditch-players too much. Year 7: You passed the exams with Outstandings. Now you: Have lost your memory, you think you're a Muggle now. This Fun Quiz created by Lysanne at BlogQuiz.Net

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Your LJ Mental Institute! LiveJournal Username age? Are you crazy? No!Well, Sometimes....YesNot as Crazy as You!Yup...Diagnosed Crazy!I have my momentsWANNA FIND OUT???Um...huh?I don't have to tell you until I have a lawyer present! The depressed kid in for attempted suicide... tarnera The manic kid in for murdering thier family elendae_nersil The person who the voices just wont leave alone! octopodpie The slut in for nymphomania... elendae_nersil Person they have to tie to the bed (Mmm Kinky) maria_wolfwings The Person who looks HOT in a straightjacket... wg_tsukira Person who enjoys the padded walls WAY too much fannyanns What you're in for..... MURDER!!!! This Fun Quiz created by Amanda at BlogQuiz.Net

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My bid for world domination LiveJournal Username Why you did it Your mother never understood youYour homeland was eaten by gerbillsTo meet your father's unreasonable expectationsTo win your loves heartWhy not? Your lair Basic classic castleHidden underground complexUndersea domeDen of inquityMountaintop hideout Your hideous secret weapon Orbital mind control lasersGiant tumble dryerArmy of mind zombiesThe entire Abba collectionKiller robots Your favourite colour Beautiful and exotic but deadly eastern lieutenant hola_meg_a_cola Henchperson who constantly plays with knifes octopodpie Your perverted scientific genius who_writings You cordon bleu chef wg_tsukira Lieutenant with serious moral qualms thehat Number of countries subverted 47 This Fun Quiz created by Andrew at BlogQuiz.Net

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Who would your LJ friends be in Harry Potter? LiveJournal Username Accio Quiz! Um...a spell to bring the quiz here?Why the Latin?That's crazy.Why not The hero with too many scars, both inside and out empath_eia The not-that-smart but still very likable friend skund Studious know-it-all who aces every exam tarnera A bit of a strange person who says unusual things elendae_nersil A powerful, in charge, wise...and fun authority 10_point_5 Is a bit greedy and fame-obsessed, but still good sajina An evil villian who's racist beyond compare the_geoffrey How many followers do they have? 8,418 This Fun Quiz created by Nancy at BlogQuiz.Net

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If your LJ friends were a high school class... LiveJournal Username Did you like high school? YesNoSometimesNone of your businessOnly when the teacher gave out ice cream The class clown who annoys the teacher to bits thehat The nerdy kid who didn't play well with others kizzykat The one who stays up all night playing Xbox notmikey The genius who the teacher feels threatened by 10_point_5 The nice girl who's both popular and smart ulalume_42 The one who's always having arguments dawncrow The teacher cyberscribbles What are they known for? Threatening those who misbehave with having to do essays on the Hannibal movie This Fun Quiz created by Nancy at BlogQuiz.Net

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Your LiveJournal Pirate Crew LiveJournal Username Fifteen men on a dead man's chest! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!Ew... How unsanitary.*dances a jig on a dead man's chest* Cutlass or pistol? CutlassPistolTorpedoHeat vision What is the name of your pirate ship? Where is your secret pirate base? Jolly Pirate IslandTreasure IslandPleasure IslandIsland of DoomGilligan's IslandWindfall Island What kind of loot do you prefer? Pieces of eight!Bling!Babes!Booze!Crowns and scepters!Target giftcards! What do you and your crew prefer to be called? Freebooters!Swashbucklers!Corsairs!Seadogs!Desperados!Pirates, of course! Parrot or monkey? ParrotMonkeyUnicornKittenT-Rex Argh! Ahoy, matey!Avast!Shiver me timbers!I'll see you to Davy Jones!Argh! Ack! Gah! *thud* Your capable first mate swankivy Your bumbling cabin boy with a heart of gold dragonessa24 The aloof, yet honorable, pirate with a mysterious past ulalume_42 Is always the first one into the fray tarnera Is the naval officer who ruthlessly pursues your ship tarnera Is the comical pirate who is always drunk on grog vansrel Is currently in Davy Jones's locker jukebox_hero The amount of money you make as a pirate $30,663 This Fun Quiz created by Lynn at BlogQuiz.Net

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How Should Your LJ Friends Comment in This Entry? LiveJournal Username How many comments have you left today? A secret must be told to you by: the_geoffrey A compliment must be left by: maria_wolfwings However, a complaint about you should be left by: empath_eia Some song lyrics should be posted for you to guess, by: happyville Also, a memory of you should be posted by: fannyanns Ten words that bring you to mind must be posted by: swankivy A haiku (5, 7, 5) should be written about you by: octopodpie An "anonymous" comment should be left by: maria_wolfwings This Fun Quiz created by Marzi at BlogQuiz.Net

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Lol, those are just too fun.