I really shouldn't do this stuff in class...

[tarnera]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Time Lords!

1. Time Lords can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
2. All shrimp are born as Time Lords, but gradually mature into females.
3. Over 46,000 pieces of Time Lords float on every square mile of ocean!
4. Contrary to popular belief, Time Lords are not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases they may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
5. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Time Lords!
6. Donald Duck's middle name is Time Lords.
7. Time Lords will often glow under UV light!
8. All swans in England belong to Time Lords.
9. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Time Lords.
10. The difference between Time Lords and a village is that Time Lords do not have a church!

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Comments

[dragonessa24.livejournal.com]

Lmao, oh those are wonderful. I'm disturbed by the pieces of Time Lords floating on our oceans, but making them glow under UV light sounds like fun! #4 reminds me of the party post at brb_gallifrey, lol.

[tarnera.livejournal.com]

My responses for 'Gallifrey' were nearly as good...this thing is hysterical.

[dragonessa24.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, I tried "the Doctor", and apparently three Britains die from putting the Doctor on every day! Shocking, isn't it? And opposite sides of TARDISes always add up to seven.

[tarnera.livejournal.com]

I got some good ones...

Finding TARDIS on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.

Hmm...I don't think so, lol! Not concidering the track record...

Tradition allows women to propose to TARDIS only during leap years!

Oh, no! That means I can't do it for 3 more years! :D

[dragonessa24.livejournal.com]

Awww, will I be invited to the wedding? XD

"the Master" has brought the most amazing results so far, especially "Research indicates that the Master will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas." I'm going to try a few more and post a list in my journal, lol.

[dawncrow.livejournal.com]

"The patron saint of sonic screwdrivers is Saint Eugenie!"
"A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find tiemcock!"

Trufax.
Thanks for this site, I just know I'm going to waste lots and lots of time on it now, hahaha.

[tarnera.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

Perhaps I should declare myself the patron saint of procrastination and time-wasting...I do both often enough!